I am available, book me early…

RENT A BOYFRIEND!

THANKSGIVING PACKAGES 

SILVER ($75 + plate)
– two hours at dinner
– matching outfits – tell a few jokes

Gold ($150 + a plate)
– three hours at dinner
– cute backstory on how we met
– details about what I do for a living
– call your dad “pops”

Platinum ($350 + a plate + a to-go plate)
– all day
– tell you I love you in front of the whole family
– kiss your mom on the cheek
– help clean up after dinner